Least Competent Criminals

[marshall1704]

Can't Stop Ourselves: Sheriff's deputies in Hilmar, Calif., arrested Tasha Silva, 30, in April and charged her with stealing a deputy's pickup truck, but her boyfriend and co-suspect, Marcus Schulze, fled. According to the sheriff's office, the couple drove away, thought they were in the clear, and stopped to have sex in the truck, but left the engine idling, and the truck ran out of gas before they were finished. When deputies finally spotted the truck, the couple had to flee on foot, and only Schulze escaped. [Merced Sun-Star, 5-1-07]

 

[kisska3000]

lol

 

[farris2]

dee de dee

 

[dixiewolf]

oh my. They stole a deputy's truck and stopped to have sex in it? weirdos. Next time turn the truck off so you don t run out of gas as you um pleasure each other, lol