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Quote: Real Housewives of New York's Cindy Barshop's Completely Bare body waxing salon has come up with the most trivial* use for the fur industry in the history of humanity: "the Foxy Bikini, in which the bikini line is waxed bare and replaced with a pubic wig made from real fox fur." It costs $225, comes in multiple artificial neon hues, and looks like nightmare porno from the id of Dr. Seuss. I hereby move to name this monstrous device a "furkin." [TMZ]

* The second most trivial use for the fur industry in the history of humanity was J.Lo's fur eyelash trend, which was actually kind of cool-looking. Stupid, but cool-looking. Just like the jocks you had crushes on in high school.

REALLY?!  I mean.....REALLY?! 



 
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I saw this on TV the other night and just shook my head. Seriously, women with nothing better to do than apply animal fur to their hoo-has don't even deserve the title 'women'. They wax themselves so they can then place a dead animal's fur down there.....farging brilliant.....doubt many of the idiots who go for this kind of rubbish are rocket scientists, or even have a single brain cell between themselves.

 
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Is it glues on or something? Hate to have a glue related misshap..... down there! lol.

 
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I'm an animal lover so my opinions will be pretty obvious.

I'm still surprised that women get bikini waxes...

 
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I'm an animal lover so my opinions will be pretty obvious. I'm still surprised that women get bikini waxes...
Yeah! But wearing something live would be problematic! Lol.
 

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Lmao wtf is this serious? Why wax it off? If you want neon colored pubes then skip the waxing step and dye your own.

 
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Here is the real kicker....you shell out a couple hundred and it last maybe 3 days.

You know that old saying? "A fool and their money are soon parted"  This is the epitome of that.

 
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Is fake animal fur on the hoo ha even attractive? I need to get into the business of coming up with ridiculous ways for rich woman to waste money.

 
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Wtf, do they think that looks cool or something? No fur hag! It doesn't!

 
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What? You remove have and replace with fur? WTF! I'm ok with the full body wax but I don't get why anyone would want the dead animal on your hooks. More money than brains...

 
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This is...

interesting. But if someone wants to wear a fuzzy merkin on their hoo haa, then that's their business, not mine! Certainly not mine...*shudder*

 

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