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This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
If I throw a stick will you leave??
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats.
Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.
Whatever look you were going for, you missed.
Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
It's not the size that counts... no wait, it's the size!
A woman's favorite position is CEO
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Okay, Okay, I take it back! Un*Fudge* you!
Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
If I throw a stick will you leave??
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats.
Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.
Whatever look you were going for, you missed.
Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
It's not the size that counts... no wait, it's the size!
A woman's favorite position is CEO
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Okay, Okay, I take it back! Un*Fudge* you!
Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
How do I set the laser printer to stun?