Screeching My Husband on Saturday

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Well, I turn 24 on Sunday the 9th, and we're having a party on Saturday the 8th. I hope we get a good crowd over for a party/BBQ, but the best part of it all (Saja is going to LOVE this) is that . . .

We're having a Traditional Newfoundland Screech-in to make my husband an Honorary Newfoundlander!

What does this involve you ask? Well, let me tell you
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The “Screech In†Ceremony

Every Newfoundlander knows what a "Screech In" Ceremony is all about.

It is the only way that those not lucky enough to be born a Newfoundlander can become as close as possible to being a

Newfoundlander, without having to die and be reincarnated as a Newfoundlander.

Those who survive the ceremony will be forever known as HONORARY NEWFOUNDLANDERS.

Requirements for the ceremony:

1. The "Screech In" ceremony can only be preformed by a natural-born Newfoundlander.

2. A real fish (traditionally a cod, but, since these are hard to find, any whole fish will do).

3. A Sou'Wester.

4. A bottle of Screech.

The Ceremony:

The ceremony host (the natural-born Newfoundlander), will have the victim stand in front of a group of witnesses while wearing the Sou'Wester.

The host will then hold up the fish to the victim so that the victim can kiss the fish (on the lips). {The host and witnesses have final say on whether the kiss is sufficient to continue. In rare cases, two or

more kisses have to be administered}.

Next, the host will gingerly pout a full shot of Screech. This is handed to the victim and he or she has to repeat the following, before drinking, and while holding the glass high:

"Long may your big jib draw"
After this, present the victim with the “Screech In†Certificate as proof of their adventure.

I CAN'T WAIT!!!
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LOL! It's up to the crowd of Newfoundlanders to decide if the kiss is sufficient, so it depends
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Lets just say he has to do it with feeling!

 
Have fun to Wes! I'd NEVER do that... Kiss a fish? I don't even eat fish! LOL!

 
Oh thanks! This will be my first time screeching someone, but I've witnessed a screeching before, it was so fun!
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Originally Posted by Saja /img/forum/go_quote.gif I need to get screeced in at some point too! Can you be here by Saturday?
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When I saw the title of your post, Kee, I thought, hmm... shouldn't that be in the 18+ area? LOL

Sounds like fun!

 
Originally Posted by velvet_tears /img/forum/go_quote.gif When I saw the title of your post, Kee, I thought, hmm... shouldn't that be in the 18+ area? LOL
Sounds like fun!

LOL! I'm surprised no one has made a comment like this until now!
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Originally Posted by Kee /img/forum/go_quote.gif Can you be here by Saturday?
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Lemme call the captain and have the jet ready....oh damn...I have to work that day hahah
 
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