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Valentine's Day Cards

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<!-- 5: Paste Joke -->10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk

But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow

Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto.

In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right

I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class

Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished

But now I'm fulfilled... SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass

Our love has grown... but so has your ass.

3. You're a honey... and you're a cutie

I just wish you had J-Lo's booty.

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny

So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister

You should check out the one that I gave to your sister

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LOL! Nice one!





Originally Posted by Miranhat




Top Ten Rejected
Valentine's Day Cards












10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk

But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk


9. Our love will never become cold and hollow

Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto.

In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right

I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class

Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished

But now I'm fulfilled... SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass

Our love has grown... but so has your ass.

3. You're a honey... and you're a cutie

I just wish you had J-Lo's booty.

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny

So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister

You should check out the one that I gave to your sister






 
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Originally Posted by Tony(admin) LOL! Nice one! Thought so....lol
 
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its great timing i was just out tonight buying a card ,,,, thanks

 
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hahaha I think I'll skip a card this year.... and just go buy myself a sandwich!! lol

 

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