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Norton's and McAfee are unable to detect them
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard
Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just
keep counting and re-counting.
The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip
flop on it's stored memory.
The Bob Dole(aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of
an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of
your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it
did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive
shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to
re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor
files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through
Windows.

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard
Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just
keep counting and re-counting.
The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip
flop on it's stored memory.
The Bob Dole(aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of
an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of
your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it
did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive
shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to
re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor
files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through
Windows.