Looking for a drag-type makeover near Pittsburgh

I crossdress sometimes as a fetish.  Mainly like to talk in the chatrooms.  I'm looking for a woman near Pittsburgh that could do a really heavy overdone makeup job on me and take some pics that I could use in my profiles.  The other reason I like it heavy because I don't want any of my friends to recognize me because it definately would be embarrassing.  Is there anyone here that has a sense of humor and willing to help me out with this?