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The Mightiest
A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?â€
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!â€
Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?â€
The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!â€
On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?â€
The elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped on him and then ambled away.
The battered lion hollered after the elephant, “Sheesh, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.â€.
A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?â€
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!â€
Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?â€
The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!â€
On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?â€
The elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped on him and then ambled away.
The battered lion hollered after the elephant, “Sheesh, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.â€.
