A Love Story

A Love Story

I will seek and find you

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All My Love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

I heard that on the radio. They had this woman reading this in a real sultry voice. Way sexy. That last line kicker was tooo much!