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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, Spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love
you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last
night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk out of your mind. You broke
the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran
into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone b***h, I'm
married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, Spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love
you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last
night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk out of your mind. You broke
the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran
into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone b***h, I'm
married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS
