A man wanted to get married.
> He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
> He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
> watches to see what they do with the money.
>
> The first does a total make over.
> She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done,
> new make up and buys several new outfits and
> dresses up very nicely for the man.
> She tells him that she has done this to be more
> attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>
> The man was impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
> She gets him a new set of golf clubs,
> some new gizmos for his computer,
> and some expensive clothes.
> As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> all the money on him because she loves him so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market.
> She earns several times the $5,000.
> She gives him back his $5000 and
> reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
> She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> because she loves him so much.
>
> Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each
> woman had done with the money he'd given her.
>
> Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
>
> Men are like that, you know.
>
> There is more money being spent on breast implants
> and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
> This means that by 2040, there should be a large
> elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
> and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
> He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
> He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
> watches to see what they do with the money.
>
> The first does a total make over.
> She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done,
> new make up and buys several new outfits and
> dresses up very nicely for the man.
> She tells him that she has done this to be more
> attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>
> The man was impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
> She gets him a new set of golf clubs,
> some new gizmos for his computer,
> and some expensive clothes.
> As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> all the money on him because she loves him so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market.
> She earns several times the $5,000.
> She gives him back his $5000 and
> reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
> She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> because she loves him so much.
>
> Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each
> woman had done with the money he'd given her.
>
> Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
>
> Men are like that, you know.
>
> There is more money being spent on breast implants
> and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
> This means that by 2040, there should be a large
> elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
> and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.