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Aug 3, 2005
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Life would be much better lived backwards.

You'd start out dead and get it out of the way..

Then, wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then

when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40

years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready

to start school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no

responsibilities, you become a baby, and then......................

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like

conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,

and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Lol, that'd be kind of cool.

at the orgasm!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by christina m /img/forum/go_quote.gif sounds alot better than the arthritis thats settling into my hands! lol
Lol... Be even better if you could live it forwards then just as you died, start going backwards.. A two-fer!! Hehe


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