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Feb 1, 2006
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Beer Festival

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery

presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would

like the "worlds best beer" a Corona

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to


The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the

world, give me "The King Of Beers, a Budweiser"

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with

Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."

He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what

he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and

ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"

The Molson's president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys

aren't drinking beer, neither would I.