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Jul 3, 2004
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Here's a cute little joke I got in an email today....

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced

up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized

that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,

she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or

pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the

Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago,"

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen

sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your

business role at the convention?"

"Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use

information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to

debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"

"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are

the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American

Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is

that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of

Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover

with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck,"

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm

sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.

I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

LMAO!! Good joke