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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female... Any part under a car's hood.Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male... Playing hockey without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female... An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Male... Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

 
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Aww I missed this the first time around. Those are cute......

 

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