Four words you don't want to hear

[Twinkle_Twinkle]

Did you gain weight?

Uh, No offense but...

 

[yourleoqueen]

You look like crap.

 

[xEdenx]

basically everythign everyone has said in here

 

[yourleoqueen]

Stop or I'll shoot!

 

[Twinkle_Twinkle]

You're the weakest link

 

[cotton_candy]

your house is on fire

 

[Twinkle_Twinkle]

[At MAC] - Sorry, we're sold out.

 

[yourleoqueen]

Police Officers, Search Warrant!

 

[cotton_candy]

your getting more wrinkles

 

[yourleoqueen]

Is that gray hair?

 

[cotton_candy]

you failed the course!

 

[yourleoqueen]

What is that smell?

 

[cotton_candy]

OH! i got robbed!

 

[yourleoqueen]

You came home early (said in a surprised, I just got caught tone LOL)

 

[LisaBoliaris]

Have you gained weight??

 

[pinksugar]

when I said I loved you what I really meant was..

Let's just be friends

are you pregnant?

I never liked him anyway

he did WHAT?

that's a really... INTERESTING dress

Can I have my rabbit back?

Haha I'll stop now. GRR! makes me annoyed thinking about it.

A good one I heard in an ad once was

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[dcole710]

:add_wegbrech:lol that IS a good one!

I am not sorry

 

[Sheikah]

Your kid is fugly.

You failed the course.

 

[yourleoqueen]

Where'd my skunk go?

 

[jessiej78]

Are you wearing THAT???