Gimme your favorite one: A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today. Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you? How can you love nature, when it did that to you? Hey, don't you need a licence to be that ugly? Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own. Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure. Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another? Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass. He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory. Hey, I remember you when you only had the one stomach. You don't sweat much for such a fat guy. Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat. I bet you get bullied a lot. I can tell that you are lying; your lips are moving. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others. I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself? I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day. I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you. I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion. I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass. If I want shit from you, I'll squeeze your head. If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head. If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murderâ€¦it would be an apocalypse! If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance. I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before. I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. She's the first in her family born without tail.