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Inside every older person is a younger person-wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. - Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. - Jennifer Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time-but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example-then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! - Kathy Buckley

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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

* Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

* Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

* Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

* Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

* Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

* Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

* Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

* Eleanor Roosevelt-

rnrn",0] ); D(["ce"]); D(["ms","419"] ); //--></script> I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb- and I'm also not blonde. - Dolly Parton

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne Barr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. - Eleanor Roosevelt

 
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thanks marisol! that was a hoot! i can identify with just about all of them


 

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