Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds?

[Shelley]

Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds?

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter.

They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.

They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a uhh, I'll get back to you on that.....

 

[SierraWren]

I like this one too: A Cocker Spainel crossed with a Maltese is a "cock tease"!

 

[Shelley]

Originally Posted by SierraWren /img/forum/go_quote.gif

I like this one too: A Cocker Spainel crossed with a Maltese is a "cock tease"!

lmao!

 

[PhantomGoddess]

 

[princessmich]

Hilarious

 

[Sreyomac]

Those were tooo funny!

 

[guggi7]

bahaha

 

[kisska3000]

lol

 

[Scarlet Fox]

haha!! I have a boxer and a labrador mix.. we call her either a Boxador or a Blab. Another one I liked was the shih tzu crossed with a poodle...which people call a shihtzapoo

 

[MamaRocks]

hehe

 

[princess_20]

lmao