Wow you know what ... I don't feel so bad now >.<
I do mine every week, usually sunday or monday. I work at an office during the week and a hospital on the weekends. My hospital job DESTROYS my nails, I am lucky to survive the weeked without nicking or completely breaking a nail ( or two or three). So after my work on sundays I strip off and re apply.
I use at least 6 coats when i do it, 2 base, 2 color and 2 Seche Vite. But i add more layers depending on if i have glitter or a konad design.
Looking at my nails now, i probably have 8 - 10 coats of clear polish. Busy week didnt have time to mess with a color but i did have work do reinforcement was needed.
I can't imagine doing mine more than twice a week, I dont have that kind of time for sure and the remover would dry me out like crazy.