- Joined
- Aug 30, 2011
- Messages
- 67
- Reaction score
- 4
most of these are off of facebookx
. voldeomorts got a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station
. grab somebody hairy tell them shave!
. when i set fire to the rain' naw! its no gonna happen so sit doon!'
. clamping some wideo and being a total legend for it
. maths questions are so stupid: if i had 10 chocolates and i eat 9 what do i have now? oh i dont know maybe diabetes?
.i didnt trip, i was testing gravity,it works
.get real, no ones going to form a single line if the buildings on fire
.microsoft word will never understand my name isnt a spelling mistake
.apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are chinease, theres 5 people in my famile, it mustbe my mum, dad. older brother colin or younger brother ho-chan-chu but i think its colin.
.i bought a packet of crisps not half a bag of air
. go to your room! ' oh the place with my laptop,mobile,ipod and tv? ok
.realising youve borrowed the pen you chewing
. im sure your not a car, get a picture of your face!
.getting paranoid noticing patterns on a multiple choice test
.of course i flinched you almost punched me in the face
.i was amazed to find ipod! was the same upside down!
. turning your head to see if the statement above was true^!
. hate people that are two faced you can never decide what one to slap first
.Dear Iceberg, i heard about global warming, karma's out of order! from Titanic
."what does IDK stand for?" " i dont know" "nobody does!"
.theres a fine line between being tan and looking like you were rolled in cheesey wotsits.
. Glueing a dorito to your fish so people think its a shark
."Hi can i help you?" " No,I just waited in a queue for 10 minutes to say hi."
.I dont care if your son is 3 im not giving up this swing.
. sitting in the cinema with your popcorn ready for the film then BOOM! the human giraffe sits infront of you
.my alarm clock is clearly jelaous of my relationship with my bed
hope you laughed at some like i did x
. voldeomorts got a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station
. grab somebody hairy tell them shave!
. when i set fire to the rain' naw! its no gonna happen so sit doon!'
. clamping some wideo and being a total legend for it
. maths questions are so stupid: if i had 10 chocolates and i eat 9 what do i have now? oh i dont know maybe diabetes?
.i didnt trip, i was testing gravity,it works
.get real, no ones going to form a single line if the buildings on fire
.microsoft word will never understand my name isnt a spelling mistake
.apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are chinease, theres 5 people in my famile, it mustbe my mum, dad. older brother colin or younger brother ho-chan-chu but i think its colin.
.i bought a packet of crisps not half a bag of air
. go to your room! ' oh the place with my laptop,mobile,ipod and tv? ok
.realising youve borrowed the pen you chewing
. im sure your not a car, get a picture of your face!
.getting paranoid noticing patterns on a multiple choice test
.of course i flinched you almost punched me in the face
.i was amazed to find ipod! was the same upside down!
. turning your head to see if the statement above was true^!
. hate people that are two faced you can never decide what one to slap first
.Dear Iceberg, i heard about global warming, karma's out of order! from Titanic
."what does IDK stand for?" " i dont know" "nobody does!"
.theres a fine line between being tan and looking like you were rolled in cheesey wotsits.
. Glueing a dorito to your fish so people think its a shark
."Hi can i help you?" " No,I just waited in a queue for 10 minutes to say hi."
.I dont care if your son is 3 im not giving up this swing.
. sitting in the cinema with your popcorn ready for the film then BOOM! the human giraffe sits infront of you
.my alarm clock is clearly jelaous of my relationship with my bed
hope you laughed at some like i did x