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A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the
secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform
him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to
listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor
asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There IS no damn problem!," the man says. "Looky here, I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid
of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this ***** giving you a hard time?"
secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform
him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to
listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor
asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There IS no damn problem!," the man says. "Looky here, I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid
of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this ***** giving you a hard time?"
