So HOT that I can't handle it.
Hot as a blacktoothed pirate.
Hot as a scissorhanded weirdo
Hot as Hunter S. Thompson doped out on mescaline
Hot as cross dressing Ed Wood
Hot as slightly mentally challenged Benny on Benny and Joon
But my favorite...the one that makes me drool uncontrollably....HOT as Crybaby Walker in Crybaby...more droooooool.
Oh, did I mention I'm a fan...hheheheh.