Lie To Me

[Little_Lisa]

I'm not a nymphomaniac!

 

[canelita]

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[Little_Lisa]

I'm wearing underwear.

 

[canelita]

OK, I'm wearing a bra.

 

[speerrituall1]

That's it, you've gone too far!!:icon_twis

 

[speerrituall1]

I weigh 110 lbs:icon_chee

 

[Little_Lisa]

I could bench press you.

 

[speerrituall1]

Remeber, this is lie to me!

 

[canelita]

Nope,we are not lying

 

[Geek]

I am not drinking a beer

 

[Little_Lisa]

I am not drinking crown royal and hot damn.

 

[canelita]

I don’t have 4 pages of MUT open at the same time

 

[Little_Lisa]

I'm not fixin' to go to bed.

 

[canelita]

I don’t have to wait for my washing machine to stop to go to bed

 

[canelita]

I’m not singing off of MUT right now and saying nite nite

 

[Geek]

I love when people smoke around me...the smell is wonderful

 

[speerrituall1]

I love your perfume. Is that Newport or Marlboro lite?:icon_roll :icon_razz

 

[Sirvinya]

I am not going to drink and entire bottle of wine tonight and then come onto MuT and spell badly because I can't see.

 

[Chrystal]

LOL!!:icon_chee

I am not laughing at this thread right now!!! I am not about to cry because I am not laughing so hard.

 

[Sirvinya]

I have not started on the wine.