Someone emailed this to me today
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Why Men Are Just Happier People

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Why Men Are Just Happier People
- Your last name stays put
- The garage is all yours
- Wedding plans take care of themselves
- Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president
- You can never be pregnant
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
- You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park
- Car mechanics tell you the truth
- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
- Same work, more pay
- Wrinkles add character
- Wedding dress $5000 , Tux rental -- $100
- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
- One mood -- all the time
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
- You know stuff about tanks
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase
- You can open all your own jars
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
- Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
- You almost never have strap problems in public
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
- Everything on your face stays its original color
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
- You only have to shave your face and neck
- You can play with toys all your life
- Your belly usually hides your big hips
- One wallet and one pair of shoes --one color for all seasons
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!