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</TD><TD width=394 height=19>...placemats</TD></TR><TR><TD>they only show up when there's food on the table.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...mascara</TD></TR><TR><TD>they usually run at the first sign of emotion.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...bike helmets</TD></TR><TR><TD>they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...government bonds</TD></TR><TR><TD>
they take so long to mature.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...copiers</TD></TR><TR><TD>you need them in reproduction but that's about it.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...lava lamps</TD></TR><TR><TD>
fun to look at it but not all that bright.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...bank accounts</TD></TR><TR><TD>without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...high heels</TD></TR><TR><TD>
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...curling irons</TD></TR><TR><TD>they're always hot and always in your hair.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...mini skirts</TD></TR><TR><TD>if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=500 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=100 rowSpan=2>http://www.funthumb.com/images/jokes/smit45_firing_casing_eject_sm_wht.gif</TD><TD width=394>...handguns</TD></TR><TR><TD>
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it...LOL</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...mascara</TD></TR><TR><TD>they usually run at the first sign of emotion.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...bike helmets</TD></TR><TR><TD>they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...government bonds</TD></TR><TR><TD>
they take so long to mature.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...copiers</TD></TR><TR><TD>you need them in reproduction but that's about it.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...lava lamps</TD></TR><TR><TD>
fun to look at it but not all that bright.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...bank accounts</TD></TR><TR><TD>without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...high heels</TD></TR><TR><TD>
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...curling irons</TD></TR><TR><TD>they're always hot and always in your hair.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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</TD><TD width=394>...mini skirts</TD></TR><TR><TD>if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=500 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=100 rowSpan=2>http://www.funthumb.com/images/jokes/smit45_firing_casing_eject_sm_wht.gif</TD><TD width=394>...handguns</TD></TR><TR><TD>
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it...LOL</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>