“I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn’t realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap.â€
-Paris Hilton, on filming her upcoming reality show, The Simple Life.
Note to self: Buy Wallpaper elsewhere. Buy everything else at Wal-Mart.
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy. It doesn't matter what size you are, what color, whatever, what color hair you have, eyes, like if you have confidence, and you're a nice person and sweet, and you're funny, I think that's sexy."
Note to self: You don't have to be smart to be sexy. In fact, you dont even need a brain.
"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."
Note to self: Porn tapes will help you be taken seriously