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> >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get

>married again?"

> >

> >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

> >

> >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

> >

> >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

> >

> >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

> >

> >HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

> >

> >WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

> >

> >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

> >

> >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

> >

> >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

> >

> >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

> >

> >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

> >

> >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

> >

> >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

> >

> >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

> >

> >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to

>do."

> >

> >WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

> >

> >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

> >

> >WIFE: - - -silence - -

> >

> >HUSBAND: Bleep, Bleep, Bleep!!

 

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