Roses are red, violets are blue...

[Little_Lisa]

Roses are red

Violets are purple

I like big flop jacks

And maple surple.

 

[newyorlatin]

^You are a hoot girl!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I just found out I'm pregnant

Oh lord now what do I do?

 

[StrangerNMist]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

When I sneeze, my snot looks like Hannibal Lector!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Gvieve]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let's get this straight now I ain't babysitting LOL

 

[cinnamingirl]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a closet full of clothes

And too many shoes!

 

[yourleoqueen]

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

My name is Felita

How do you do? LOL

 

[Twinkle_Twinkle]

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue

Don't eat Corn

It stays in your Poo

(gross, sorry...)

 

[lollipop]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Honey is sweet

But not as sweet as you!

 

[yourleoqueen]

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

If you start some shi*t

I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in you

LOL

 

[Twinkle_Twinkle]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

If you don't like candy

Then shame on you.

 

[yourleoqueen]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

All those internal organs

Were wasted on you

 

[sooner_chick]

O0o00... I got one ladies: Check this:

Roses are Red,violets are Blue

Sugar is sweet, and so are you.

The roses have wilted,the violets are dead;

The sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head.

A guy I once dated { who is a poet } wrote that for a ex-wife of his. /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />

 

[yourleoqueen]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You smell like a donkey

and you look like one too.

Feelin goofy today. LOL

 

[glamadelic]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I stumped my toe

So boo hoo hoo!

 

[RHYTHM261]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue

Summer is here and I'm glad too!

I get to wear my open toed shoes

My sleeveless dresses and sandals too!

 

[Shelley]

lmao!

Roses are red

Violets are not

The rest of this poem

Is what I forgot

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Monkeys look funny,

And so do you.

 

[girlie2010]

roses are red violets are blue

looking at you makes me wanna spew

 

[Shelley]

Roses are red

Grass is green

Don't sit too close

To your computer screen

 

[glamadelic]

Roses are red

violets are blue

Got pepper up my nose

Ah- ah- ACHOO!!!

 

[yourleoqueen]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you don't back up off me

I'm gonna vomit on you