Stress Diet

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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

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BREAKFAST

1 grapefruit

1 slice whole-wheat toast

1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

Small portion lean, steamed chicken

Cup of spinach

Cup herbal tea

1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the kisses in the bag

Tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate-chip topping

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER: "STRESSED" SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"

 

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hahahaha. i wish i could eat all of that stuff now!

now i'm sad because i want all of that stuff and i can't


i think i'm pmsing

 
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Originally Posted by Liz hahahaha. i wish i could eat all of that stuff now!
now i'm sad because i want all of that stuff and i can't


i think i'm pmsing

lol, maybe I shouldn't have posted this after all, if you're going to be craving it!
 
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Fantatsic joke and so true too!!!! Gimme dessert or die!

 
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Hahah, sweet!

I wasn't aware that this thread is on "Jokes" sub forums LOL.

 
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Originally Posted by SmartStyle437 I think I am already on this diet :0) Works great for me! Hahaha!! Seconded!
 
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Oh man that is SO me.. I start off fab in the mornings. Eat a really healthy breakfast & lunch & even dinner but then after dinner is when i fail!

 

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