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Truth is funnier than fiction!

You'll feel smarter after you read these quotes .

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,"

--Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."

--A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another."

--George Bush, US President

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version,"

--Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

--Bill Clinton, President

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

--Al Gore, VP

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery

<Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif</Ohttps://forum.makeuptalk.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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....Feeling smarter yet?

 
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*spits coffee all over keyboard* Those were hilarious. I cant believe what Mariah Carey said.. Wait, actually i do believe it!

 
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Originally Posted by Laura I cant believe what Mariah Carey said.. Wait, actually i do believe it! I've heard it's not true,check this link I hope it's not true


Don't you just love politicians,a lot of words,but not a lot of meaning or sense


 
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Originally Posted by Eva121 I've heard it's not true,check this link I hope it's not true


Don't you just love politicians,a lot of words,but not a lot of meaning or sense


Oh it wouldn't surprise me if they weren't all true, it was an email forward after all!
 
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This is my favorite!

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another."

--George Bush, US President

Way to funny!!!

 
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That's actually kind of sad! Hope they aren't true, I mean these people are supposed to be leaders and Icons!!! Yet, somehow it's still funny!


 

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