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Dec 14, 2003
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The Laws of Dieting

1. If you eat something, but no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in
the candy bar are cancelled by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories dont count as long as you
dont eat more than they do.
4. Foods used for medicinal purposes "never" count. e.g. hot
chocolate, brandy, toast, Sara Lee cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of
the entertainment package and not part of ones personal fuel. e.g.
milk duds, buttered popcorn, junior mints and Tootsie Rolls.
7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking the
cookie causes calorie leakage.
8. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not
strong enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie
9. If you are in the process of preparing something, food licked off
knives and spoons have no calories. e.g. peanut butter on a knife, ice
cream on a spoon.
10. Food of the same color have the same number of calories. Examples
are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate.
Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other.

Hey I like these rules! Especially #10 since I love chocolate!!
icon_lol.gif's something how we are always trying to trick ourselves into eating junk food. Too bad that list is false.........but hey, it can be true if you want it too