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You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher."

You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

You laugh at people with 28,800 modems.

You start using smiley's in your snail mail.

Your hard drive crashes.

You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.

You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.

You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed

 
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not me, i can only spend up to an hour at one time. my butt gets sore if longer and i dunno gets boring after a while

 
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You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher." No, that just means you're old
 
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Originally Posted by PaperFlowers /img/forum/go_quote.gif You say "LOL" in real life :p /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />

If you get these then you are officially a geek:

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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0 Rows returned.

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roses are #FF0000

violets are #0000FF

all my base

are belong to you

 
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