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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.

P....

E....

N.....

I.....

S....

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH

 
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Originally Posted by Little_Lisa Hahahaha!! That's funny. Hey Lisa: I wonder if you know the same pychiatrist I know? After many years of practice, someone asked him "Don't you tired listening to people and their problems all day, every day?" He replied "Who listens!"


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Originally Posted by petite syrah Hey Lisa: I wonder if you know the same pychiatrist I know? After many years of practice, someone asked him "Don't you tired listening to people and their problems all day, every day?" He replied "Who listens!"


Gail

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hi all,

Im new here . please welcome me here.

Oh, I love it here.. these jokes are really funny.

Want to add one more here too.. here it goes ..

A woman gets out of the bath and puts on a towel. Her husband comes

into the bathroom to go to the toilet. The doorbell rings. The woman

goes to answer it wearing only the towel. She opens the door to find

her next door neighbor Bob standing on the doorstep. Bob wolf whistles

and says 'I'll give you £200 if you drop the towel'. The woman doesn't

want to miss out on £200, so she drops the towel. Bob takes a good

look at the naked woman then says his goodbyes and leaves. As the

woman closes the door her husband comes down stairs. 'Who was that?'

He asks. 'It was Bob' She says. 'Oh right, did he give you that £200

that he owes me?'

 
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thank you charmaine.. looking forward to a long association with this forum

 
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Originally Posted by jaylow hi all,
Im new here . please welcome me here.

Oh, I love it here.. these jokes are really funny.

Want to add one more here too.. here it goes ..

A woman gets out of the bath and puts on a towel. Her husband comes

into the bathroom to go to the toilet. The doorbell rings. The woman

goes to answer it wearing only the towel. She opens the door to find

her next door neighbor Bob standing on the doorstep. Bob wolf whistles

and says 'I'll give you £200 if you drop the towel'. The woman doesn't

want to miss out on £200, so she drops the towel. Bob takes a good

look at the naked woman then says his goodbyes and leaves. As the

woman closes the door her husband comes down stairs. 'Who was that?'

He asks. 'It was Bob' She says. 'Oh right, did he give you that £200

that he owes me?'

That's funny!

Hello and welcome to MUT, jaylow! I'm Lisa from Texas and look forward to getting to know ya!


 
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thank you lisa...

looking forward to getting to know you too..

 
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You may want to start a intro thread in the Chit Chat forum so we can all make you feel welcome. Some may not notice this thread otherwise. I want you to feel the love!


 
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Originally Posted by jaylow hi all,
Im new here . please welcome me here.

Oh, I love it here.. these jokes are really funny.

Want to add one more here too.. here it goes ..

A woman gets out of the bath and puts on a towel. Her husband comes

into the bathroom to go to the toilet. The doorbell rings. The woman

goes to answer it wearing only the towel. She opens the door to find

her next door neighbor Bob standing on the doorstep. Bob wolf whistles

and says 'I'll give you £200 if you drop the towel'. The woman doesn't

want to miss out on £200, so she drops the towel. Bob takes a good

look at the naked woman then says his goodbyes and leaves. As the

woman closes the door her husband comes down stairs. 'Who was that?'

He asks. 'It was Bob' She says. 'Oh right, did he give you that £200

that he owes me?'

Hi Jaylow:

Welcome to our site. Happy to have you here. Loved your joke..very cute.Looking forward to more of your posts.

Petite Syrah (My name is Gail)

 

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