Yet Unpublished Children's Books

[Californian]

CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE (heh heh) "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "All Dogs Go to Hell" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "You Are Different and That's Bad" "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets" "Babar Meets the Taxidermist" "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables" "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse" "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will" "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead" "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School" "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"

 

[Joyeuux]

HAHAHAHAHA! That is fabulous.

 

[allisong]

Originally Posted by Californian CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE (heh heh) "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "All Dogs Go to Hell" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "You Are Different and That's Bad" "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets" "Babar Meets the Taxidermist" "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables" "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse" "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will" "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead" "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School" "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear" LMAO!! Definite sniggle material Cali

 

[Californian]

Originally Posted by allisong LMAO!! Definite sniggle material Cali heh heh.. the author is anonymous. I wish it was me, but I am appreciating his/her sense of humor too!

Cali