LMAO!
Be prepared. Boredom can strike anywhere, anytime. Here’s some things I like to do:
Set a Slinky “walking†down an up escalator in any large department store.
At an art museum, pretend to be blind (big dark glasses, long white cane) and fondle all the sculptures. Tilt your head quizzically whenever you touch marble genitalia, then give a cry of delighted surprise.
Ask for all your change back in pennies.
Get a Medic Alert bracelet that reads frequently requires oral genital resuscitation. Then go to a hospital and pass out in front of a cute nurse.
Write "SEX" where it says For: on checks. (I did this to Jennifer.)