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dragueur · Mar 3, 2006

She kiss his nose after they had sex

camera

echo

beaugael · Mar 3, 2006

too bad a camera cant capture echo sounds

slit

mud

Squirrel27 · Mar 4, 2006

I got a slit in my skirt after I fell in the mud.

sing

donkey

goddess13 · Mar 4, 2006

The donkey that is on our farm, cannot sing.

Button

Tile

SqueeKee · Mar 4, 2006

The tile in my kitchen has a button pattern.

Loose

Curtain

dragueur · Mar 5, 2006

The curtain hanging at the window is already loose.

sick

ketchup

Squirrel27 · Mar 5, 2006

I felt sick after I ate the ketchup.

star

egg

goddess13 · Mar 5, 2006

I painted a pink star on my egg.

Red

Hill

Squirrel27 · Mar 5, 2006

I found a red stone on the hill.

kitten

joke

goddess13 · Mar 5, 2006

I tried to tell my kitten a joke, but she didn't respond.

Mouse

DVD

Squirrel27 · Mar 5, 2006

A mouse chewed up my favorite DVD.

music

onion

goddess13 · Mar 5, 2006

My uncle wrote a song about how music can help onions grow.

Carrot

Bricks

SqueeKee · Mar 5, 2006

This bag of carrots feels like a ton of bricks

Little_Lisa · Jun 15, 2006

*BUMP*

Forgot

Head

Aquilah · Jun 21, 2006

You forgot to put your head on this morning *lmao*

Stick

Coffee

zombies8myheart · Jun 21, 2006

The lady at Starbucks got my order wrong... so I told her to stick the coffee up her butt

Zombie

Chocolate

Aquilah · Jun 21, 2006

When eating chocolate, I enter a zombie state.

Nightmare

Sexy

KimC2005 · Jun 21, 2006

That nightmare last night was not sexy!

radio

tractor

Little_Lisa · Jun 21, 2006

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" has got to be one of the most redneck songs i've ever heard on the radio!

Seagulls

Powder

Aquilah · Jun 22, 2006

The seagulls' dried crap left a fine powder on my car.

Dirty

Grass

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