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[Ley]

He wanted to rob the house once she started to sing in the shower

lollipop

underground

 

[Squirrel27]

I lost my lollipop when I went underground.

chip

slayer

 

[Ley]

The vampire slayer had a chip on her shoulder

deer

exfoliated

 

[Squirrel27]

I exfoliated my face with deer urine.

punk

pork

 

[Ley]

The punk rocker protested against eating pork

teabag

screen

 

[goddess13]

While looking at the screen, the queen put the tea bag in the bin.

Printer

Cable

 

[Ley]

I tripped over the printer cable as I scrambled to the door

mirror

smudge

 

[dragueur]

I look at the mirror while I smudge my eyeliner.

fool

kisses

 

[Squirrel27]

The fool keeps trying to give kisses to a girl who hates him.

slip

tan

 

[katisha]

I wanted to apply fake tan to my under-arms but was too scared I'd slip.

snake

saliva

 

[Squirrel27]

The snake bit me because I spit my saliva at it.

mascara

chihuahua

 

[goddess13]

Never put mascara on your chihuahua!

Pencil

Leaf

 

[Squirrel27]

I couldn't find a piece of paper, so I wrote on a leaf with my pencil instead.

purple

horse

 

[katisha]

I want to look like a purple horse, so that I can stand out in a crowd of green hobbits.

Centimetre

Genital

 

[dragueur]

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vague

shadow

 

[Squirrel27]

When I looked out the window, I saw a vague shadow.

jump

muffin

 

[bluebird26]

Every time I eat a muffin I jump with a rope to lose weight, lol

Ugly

Chicken

 

[Squirrel27]

I didn't want to eat the chicken soup that the ugly cook made.

smile

thorn

 

[goddess13]

When I stepped on the thorn, I did't smile, I yelled.

Pink

Dirt

 

[beaugael]

my face went all pink after stubbling on dirt.

nose

sex