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[bluebird26]

Is it true that a cat sees everything in red?

vegetarian

pork

 

[Little_Lisa]

I used to be a vegetarian until I started eating so much pork.

Booger

Sausage

 

[livlegacy629]

ewww! theres a bogger in my Sausage

toy water

 

[Little_Lisa]

Is that sex toy water proof?

Oily

Toe

 

[Squirrel27]

The girl with oily hair stepped on my toe.

Gremlin

Apple

 

[chickylittle]

I used to dream of gremlins eating my apple.

frog

splat

 

[Little_Lisa]

I accidentally ran over a big frog and it made a nasty splat sound.

Cookies

Farted

 

[Squirrel27]

I farted after eating too many cookies.

computer

monkey

 

[chickylittle]

My monkey is so smart he can use my computer.

fat

rusty

 

[litlbitprincess]

Don't step on that fat rusty nail.

pink

man

 

[looooch]

The man's face turned pink after a few shots of vodka

nose

toilet

 

[Little_Lisa]

I have been known to crank out some of the smelliest caca in the toilet, vile enough to singe the hairs right out of my nose.

Nuts

Outside

 

[litlbitprincess]

Am I nuts but is that Richard Gere outside?

long

zipper

 

[greeneyedangel]

Can I undo your zipper so I can see how long it is?

face

work

 

[litlbitprincess]

Can I wear this mu on my face to work?

suit

sexy

 

[greeneyedangel]

Damn, you look sexy in that blue suit!

snake

strawberry

 

[litlbitprincess]

A snake crawled over my foot when I was picking a strawberry.

cologne

man

 

[greeneyedangel]

The cologne that man is wearing makes me want to jump him!!!

witch

canary

 

[litlbitprincess]

The witch uses canary feathers in her potion.

Pink

feathers

 

[greeneyedangel]

That beautiful flamingo is covered in pink feathers.

moon

dog