looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 14, 2006 #61 After i licked the envelope, it became really smelly
looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 14, 2006 #63 I looked like a big cow in those gigantic polka dotted pants. garbage children
Squirrel27 Joined Oct 2, 2005 Messages 4,055 Reaction score 0 Jan 14, 2006 #64 Those weird children keep jumping in the garbage cans. snow hammer
looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 14, 2006 #65 when i am bored, i always love to smash snow with a hammer blood golfing
Squirrel27 Joined Oct 2, 2005 Messages 4,055 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #66 My period started while I was golfing and there was blood everywhere. honey drugs
chickylittle Joined Oct 17, 2005 Messages 458 Reaction score 2 Jan 16, 2006 #67 My honey said that he used to do drugs. pantyhose lawyer
Squirrel27 Joined Oct 2, 2005 Messages 4,055 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #68 Some guy ripped my expensive pantyhose, so I hired a lawyer and sued him. goat university
looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #69 My ideal university would be a campus full of goats. yawn dirt
SqueeKee Joined Jan 3, 2006 Messages 7,222 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #70 I told my husband not to yawn, but he did, so I threw dirt in his mouth. :icon_lol: bottle lumberjack
I told my husband not to yawn, but he did, so I threw dirt in his mouth. :icon_lol: bottle lumberjack
Squirrel27 Joined Oct 2, 2005 Messages 4,055 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #71 The creepy lumberjack was staring at me, so I threw a bottle of water at him. lipstick vampire
looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #72 The unintelligent vampire mistook my red lipstick for blood. baboon burrito
Squirrel27 Joined Oct 2, 2005 Messages 4,055 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #73 The lady, who was eating a burrito looked like a baboon. purse glue
looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #74 That lady is so stingy it's like she has her purse glued shut cotton balls needles
Squirrel27 Joined Oct 2, 2005 Messages 4,055 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #75 I used cotton balls to clean my used needles. thong truck
looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #76 When i went to the auto shop, i asked for a thong for my truck instead of a bra coffee storm
Squirrel27 Joined Oct 2, 2005 Messages 4,055 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #77 I was drinking coffee outside when a snow storm started. investment tampon
looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #78 When my broker made a bad decision with my investment, i shoved a bunch of tampons in his mouth hammer pig
When my broker made a bad decision with my investment, i shoved a bunch of tampons in his mouth hammer pig
Squirrel27 Joined Oct 2, 2005 Messages 4,055 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #79 My pig attacked me, so I hit him with a hammer. rose paper clip
looooch Joined Oct 13, 2004 Messages 1,008 Reaction score 0 Jan 16, 2006 #80 I ran out of paper clips, so i used a rose thorn to hold them together cheerleaders annoying