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[Squirrel27]

The cheerleaders kept singing an annoying song.

jacket

marker

 

[looooch]

The jacket i had on said something stupid, so i used a marker to change the words

turtle

jump rope

 

[Squirrel27]

I was playing jump rope with my friends, but then I fell because I accidently stepped on a turtle.

snail

beard

 

[looooch]

I never though that i'd see a snail with a beard until i created one

dork

nerd

 

[Squirrel27]

The dork's girlfriend was cheating on him with the nerd.

finger

zoo

 

[looooch]

The trainers at the zoo always tell you not to put your finger in the cages, but i do anyways

rollercoaster

beer

 

[Squirrel27]

I threw up because I drank too much beer before getting on the rollarcoaster.

tire

zombie

 

[Little_Lisa]

I ran over a zombie with my car tire.

Sleepy

Blow

 

[katisha]

I was too sleepy to notice that the wind started to blow, and that my hair leaned to one side like the tower of Pisa.

Ice

Tranquilizer

 

[Squirrel27]

I fell asleep after taking too much tranquilizer, so my friend poured ice cold water down my pants to wake me up.

print

snot

 

[SqueeKee]

Some snot-faced kids printed pictures of his babysitter having sex with her boyfriend.

Noodle

Phone

 

[katisha]

I was on the phone, while eating noodle soup, when my friend said the funniest thing and I snorted the soup and all the noodles went all over the phone. Yum yum.

Feral

Neanderthal

 

[litlbitprincess]

I have no clue what the heck Feral and Neanderthal are.

Camping

pinup

 

[Squirrel27]

I lost all of my pinups while I was camping.

frozen

zebra

 

[MacForMe]

What would i do with a frozen zebra?

exanimate

Lollygagging

 

[dragueur]

i want to exanimate the cockroaches that kepts on lollygaging around our attic.

printer

gate

 

[Squirrel27]

My printer broke when I tried to print a picture of a gate.

rabbit

gloss

 

[Little_Lisa]

Silly rabbit, gloss is for chicks!

Hump

Yogurt

 

[Summer]

in the out takes of the song "my humps", yogurt was thrown at the background singers.

fish and building

 

[Little_Lisa]

I can smell fish coming out of that nasty girl's apartment building.

Grunting

Splash