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The jacket i had on said something stupid, so i used a marker to change the words

turtle

jump rope

 
I was playing jump rope with my friends, but then I fell because I accidently stepped on a turtle.

snail

beard

 
I never though that i'd see a snail with a beard until i created one

dork

nerd

 
The trainers at the zoo always tell you not to put your finger in the cages, but i do anyways

rollercoaster

beer

 
I was too sleepy to notice that the wind started to blow, and that my hair leaned to one side like the tower of Pisa.

Ice

Tranquilizer

 
I fell asleep after taking too much tranquilizer, so my friend poured ice cold water down my pants to wake me up.

print

snot

 
Some snot-faced kids printed pictures of his babysitter having sex with her boyfriend.

Noodle

Phone

 
I was on the phone, while eating noodle soup, when my friend said the funniest thing and I snorted the soup and all the noodles went all over the phone. Yum yum.

Feral

Neanderthal

 
i want to exanimate the cockroaches that kepts on lollygaging around our attic.

printer

gate

 
in the out takes of the song "my humps", yogurt was thrown at the background singers.

fish and building

 

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