What We Learned: 20 bold predictions for the NHL season
What We Learned is a feature that will run through the entire season and aims to recap the weekend's events and boils those events down to one admittedly superficial fact or stupid opinion about each team. Feel free to complain about it.
By this time next week, the new NHL season will have been underway for a few days. And that's really good news, isn't it?
Over the next couple days, just about every major, minor and inconsequential sports outlet will roll out its predictions for the upcoming season. ESPN will inevitably predict that the Rangers are the favorites to win the Stanley Cup. It will be the 29th year they will have done so.
TSN will say that a Canadian team is, in fact, the odds-on favorite to win it all, before conceding that, OK, maybe half of the other 24 teams in the league have a chance of being better than the worst Canadian squad (Ottawa). Then Sportsline or somebody will predict the Lightning will win the President's Trophy because they haven't seen a hockey game in, like, six years.
I'm not interested in those things. Where everyone ends up at the end of the year isn't as fun as everyone getting their feelings hurt along the way.
Coming Up: The Stars start the excuses early, Nathan Horton doesn't adjust well to the time difference, why Milan Lucic is a public menace, Philly actually puts a thug on waivers, the five things the Blackhawks need to worry about, and Peter Forsberg begins his 40th big comeback.
Here are 20 bold predictions for the NHL season.
1. John Tavares will be a big disappointment and only score 40 points.
2. The Coyotes will make the playoffs but the Ducks won't.
3. Someone actually challenges Alex Ovechkin for the Rocket Richard.
4. Vesa Toskala gets his job taken from him before November. Possibly by a koala.
5. Alex Kovalev's stay in Ottawa is an unmitigated disaster.
6. Brent Sutter will strangle Dion Phaneuf to death, or at least decrease his minutes significantly.
7. The Lightning will still be really bad.
8. Mike Green will win the Norris despite his haircut getting progressively worse throughout the season.
9. Marian Gaborik will miss at least half the season (I didn't say it had to be a shocking prediction).
10. Patrick Kane will beat up an airline pilot, a train conductor and ship captain and help the Blackhawks win the division. Meanwhile Jonathan Toews will make a series of hilarious faces.
11. The Flyers will set a franchise low in match penalties (with 128).
12. Cal Clutterbuck will finally dump the visor to earn Don Cherry's respect.
13. Dany Heatley will lead the league in power play goals and make the Sharks power play hum along at 26 percent.
14. Regardless of how well the season finishes, Red Wings fans will be aggrieved by some perceived slight.
15. Bob Gainey will get the ol' heave-ho.
16. Mike Comrie will have a pretty good year, like 60 points or something.
17. Buffalo will miss the playoffs and both Lindy Ruff and Darcy Regier will be fired. No, I'm kidding, of course they won't be fired.
18. Evgeni Malkin will walk away with the league lead in points. Sid Crosby will barely crack 90 like the layabout that he is.
19. Marty Turco will cost an otherwise good Dallas team a playoff spot, and will keep his starting job regardless.
20. The Central will be the best division in hockey.
It's really easy to do stuff like this. Try it at home and impress your friends and coworkers with what they'll assume is your hockey knowledge.
What We Learned
Pittsburgh Penguins: Brooks Orpik(notes) believes the Penguins actually lost very little in the offseason. I'll give Rob Scuderi(notes), the guy that pretty much saved the team's Cup chances with a HUGE Game 6, the bad news.
Toronto Maple Leafs: In a move that was a shock to almost no one, Nazem Kadri was sent back to London. Also not a surprise that Christian Hanson and Jonas Frogren were sent to the Marlies. But after last night's game, Ron Wilson also announced that Viktor Stalberg, who scored six goals in eight preseason games, would make the team. So at least one rookie's onboard.
Washington Capitals: There was apparently some question as to whether or not Chris Bourque would make the Caps right out of camp. I guess that goal he scored in his first game back from a concussion-type injury will help us figure out the answer.
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What We Learned: 20 bold predictions for the NHL season - Puck Daddy - NHL - Yahoo! Sports
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Am I the only one that likes Mike Green's hair?