50 Fun things to do in an ELEVATOR (lift)

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May 31, 2005
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD class=boxed vAlign=center>50 Things to do in an Elevator


[*]Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

[*]Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

[*]Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

[*]Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

[*]Sell Girl Scout cookies.

[*]On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


[*]Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

[*]Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

[*]Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

[*]When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

[*]Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!

[*]Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

[*]Censored by your son.

[*]On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.

[*]Do Tai Chi exercises.

[*]Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!

[*]When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!

[*]Give religious tracts to each passenger.

[*]Meow occassionally.

[*]Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

[*]Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!

[*]Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

[*]Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons.

[*]Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.

[*]Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

[*]Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.

[*]Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!

[*]Leave a box between the doors.

[*]Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

[*]Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

[*]Start a sing-along.

[*]When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?

[*]Play the harmonica.

[*]Shadow box.

[*]Say Ding! at each floor.

[*]Lean against the button panel.

[*]Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.

[*]Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

[*]Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

[*]Bring a chair along.

[*]Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?

[*]Blow spit bubbles.

[*]Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

[*]Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.

[*]Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

[*]Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

[*]Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.

[*]Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.

[*]If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch

*giggles* i wouldnt dare do any of them though

Originally Posted by Laura *giggles* i wouldnt dare do any of them though
We would.. its so much fun...well, do SOME of them..
I could think of one thing I've always wanted to try in an elevator but I'm not allowed in that forum to talk about it yet.


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