Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, they manipulated my mango in the process.

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately, I was able to regain my footing and keep running before any more manipulating could take place

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, I couldn't stop thinking about it and felt so violated.

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately, I hit him with the brick I thrue at him

 

[Shelley]

Unfortunately he threw the brick back at me and hit me in the head

 

[Little_Lisa]

Fortunately, it knocked an abscessed tooth that had been giving me horrible pain out of my mouth.

 

[Shelley]

Unfortunately the dentist office is closed today

 

[pla4u]

Fortunetly , I knew a dentist that lived in near by .

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, he's gone hysterical from sniffing too much laughing gas.

 

[pla4u]

fortunately, theres enough Laughing gas left for both me and the cops on my tail

 

[janetsbreeze]

unfortunately, when i woke up from the laughing gas i had no teeth left.

 

[abesmom]

Fortunately all I have in my fridge is applesauce

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, it's been in there for over a year.

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately it was way in the back and froze so nothing was growing on it...

 

[Anika_1]

unfortunately, the old apple sauce really stank,

 

[Guenevere]

Fortunately I had won a lifetime supply of pudding on a game show last week.

 

[pla4u]

unfortunetly ..all I have are chopsticks to eat the pudding with

 

[Little_Lisa]

Fortunately, I was able to hollow out the chopsticks and slurp the pudding up through them.

 

[Guenevere]

Unfortunately, I did a crapy job and got splinters! (Ouch! My tongue!!!!)

 

[Shelley]

Fortunately an off duty nurse came by and pulled out the splinters.