Help! I can't fart fast enough! RANT!

[BeneBaby]

Yay Nox!!! I am sooo happy for you and Hubby.

 

[jennycateyez]

awww congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[littletingoddes]

yay!!! congrats!

 

[Annia]

Oh, congrats! Enjoy

 

[speerrituall1]

Congrats gurlie!

 

[sweetnsexy6953]

Congrats!!!!!!!

Im so happy for you. YAY!!!!!

 

[xEdenx]

Wow Congratsss

 

[stefawn]

Congrats!! Many blessings to you and your family!!

 

[Jesskaa]

Congrats!

 

[Andi]

aww I like the idea of making it a special surprise for your hubby. Any plans on how you´re going to tell him?

 

[Nox]

I think I will try to have my doctor in on the surprise. I have a scheduled examination coming up soon, but my husband thinks it is just my yearly pelvic exam and PAP smear. He will be completely bewildered as to why he's following me into the exam room, and then he will see the monitoring equipment and he'll figure it out!

I am still thinking of how to do this in a clever way. Maybe doctor and I will speak in "code" words about this other 'third person' who will be joining us shortly. I don't know exactly how yet, but I want it to be good!

 

[RachaelMarie]

Congratulations! This is such a blessing!

 

[empericalbeauty]

Sounds like a well thought out plan.

 

[MACmaniac]

I know I'm way late, but couldn't help myself! CONGRATS!!!

 

[lglala84]

Congrats!

 

[MissMaryMac]

Originally Posted by aplsmash /img/forum/go_quote.gif Hope you feel better!
When I read the title, I thought you wanted advice on how to become faster at passing gas!

Me, too. LOL. I thought she was gonna say she can't fart and flush at the same time. I haven't been able to master that one.