you are a sick, sick man. wanna hear another great jasmine pooped her pants story? when i was about 18 (i had just moved out of my parents house) i was riding in the car w/ my friend. i had just gotten over a wicked bout of diarhhea, or so i thought. friend remembers that he forgot his ID at home. he slams on his brakes (this was a country road) to do a three point turn. his dashboard is really big, so i had an unopened can of soda on the dash. when he slammed on his brakes, it flew off the dash and hit me in the knee. the pain was so bad that i tensed up really hard, and crapped my pants. i was wearing a khaki skirt. my moms house isnt far from his parents house, so i had to make a pit stop at moms, explaining that i shat myself. she about died laughing.