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well you can assume I allready did....

Hi would you like to join me eating at the "Y"...

 
Sure, but instead of dining in can we "eat out"?

The word of the day is "legs"...let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 
Sure thing darling, just let me tell my husband first...

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

 
no, it's actually a tear cuz your breath is so hot it's makin' me cry.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

 
You'd do my body even better stay away from me...

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

 
Don't forget to go to the dentist then!!!

2:46am? So today is July 14, 2006, at 2:46am, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.

 
Its the only memory you will have of me!

Wana play electician, you be the socket and I'll be the plug....

 
LMAO!!!!! No, seriously, LMAO!!!!!!!

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right?

 
use your telepathic power to get my phone number and call me next weelll...bye now..

Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?

 
(*lmao* That's a good one) Why thanks sweetie! I also seem to have a can of cashews here too if you'd like some???

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

 
great will just go nuts on each other.

Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?

 
got that running from you....

the girls say my ears are great handles...

 
I would think so as big as they are Dumbo!

I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

 
i would rather drown

I wish you were a bag of skittles, so i could taste your rainbow.

 
though you have great taste, you'll NEVER taste this rainbow!

If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

 
Awww, you're so sweet... But you're still not gettin' any!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 
Originally Posted by Aquilah If I followed you home, would you keep me? Yes, and i'd keep you muzzled.
I'm going outside to make out. Care to join me?

 
Only if you promise to wash me off real good afterwards...

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

 

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