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and U + that whack line = not getting any play from me

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

 
I can't wait to show you my beautiful garden!

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

 
Don't you remember me in my leapord print Gucci thong?

Are those mirrored pants??? cos i can see myself in there....

 
Better watch those crystal balls of yours cus they just might get broken...

WOW babe I see you have 2 of rge 7 wonders of the worlds on you...

 
I'll be happy to polish your balls for you, perhaps you'll see me in your pants somewhere in the future?

This leg is Thanksgiving, and this leg is Christmas. Care to visit me between the holidays?

 
Are you planning on cummin between the hollidays?

you look so slim and hungery...how bout I fill you with a real hot and spicy sasauge

 
Of course, I'll be happy to baste your turkey, baby!

Wanna go fishing? I have the pond if you have the pole!

 
Would love to dip my pole in your pond baby...

I'm with the fish & wildlife commision I reallly want to stock your pond with my minnows...

 
Make sure that pole is long, because this pond is pretty deep!

I know you would LOVE to go camping in my forest!

 
I hope you get rid of the critters in your forest before I go camping.

Hey baby I would love to stick my hands down your pants..

 
I'm sure I'll find a cave to go splunking in to baby

would you help me out ? I'm going a bit flat and could use you to BLOW me UP!

 
Okay, i'm bending over....now i'm pulling down my pants......

*lights match and farts*

You've been a bad, bad girl! Now go to my room!

 
Well, you can't come in with your clothes on, now can you.

Are you cold? Perhaps I could start a fire in your panties!

 
they may be getting to damp to ignite sweetie

what do you say we take the twins out to play darlin..

 
If you've got the hot dog, then I most certainly have the bun FOR YOU! How about I take this bottle of Windex and polish off Frank and da Beans.

 
dont be afraid to wax it up to baby I have a very friendly dog that would love to play with your kitty

 
Maybe I can keep that doggy on a leash and whip him when he's naughty! *evil grin*

Would you like to go spelunking in my cave?

 
Im a good splunker baby...would love to show you my deep diving as well!

they say that the man juice is the true fountain of youth, I'm willing to share mine with you...

 
That's nice, but I'm too stingy to share anything with!

Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?

 
Of course! Because a fantasy is all you'll have!

Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

 

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