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Originally Posted by Aquilah I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! Ye Scalawag! Ye better watch out for what crawls out of me bunghole.

I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

 
just write 1-800-loser...

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

 
How about directions to the other side of the moon?

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

 
really you pray for somone to slap you?

You want to play train? I'll be the Engine, you be the tunnel...

 
Oh baby! Now you're talking my language!

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

 
Think you have enough insurance to handle me ?

I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!

 
OMG! Only 12 hours?! I'll need more time than that!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

 
Did I really wish for another as*Hole?

want to hop on my motorcycle and put somthing good between your legs?

 
Uh, I don't do bikes, sorry babe!

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

 
well just imajin I'm the palm of your hand...

are you an oreo cookie? I'd love to eat your middle...

 
Sorry darling, but that spot's reserved for VIP!

I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Whelp, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?

 
Um, how about you get to know my fist first?

I'm gonna have to give you a ticket cuz it has to be illegal to look that good.

 
Well hurry with the tcket so you can get back to your dougnut you'v been playing with

your eys are so pretty they put me in a hypnotic trance...

 
I know! Stay that way too!!!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

 
yep here with you is sure Hell...

you must be a theif, cuz you just stole my breath away...

 
But you haven't dropped dead yet, why is that?!

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

 
be a part? well I really do not need another ass.....

Hi Im a Doctor and I am giving out free breast inspections, I thought I saw a lump on yours so I better check...

 

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