Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, that friend has an enemy that slashed her tires.

 

[Squirrel27]

Fortunately, she has another friend whose tires weren't slashed.

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, that friend's car is in shop getting it's tires rotated.

 

[Squirrel27]

Fortunately, that friend also has a motorcycle.

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, that friend is a redneck and their motorcycle looks like this...

 

[Squirrel27]

Fortunately, she is also a redneck and loves his motorcycle.

 

[Ley]

Unfortunately he has to work on the ranch all month

 

[Squirrel27]

Fortunately, she found another redneck who doesn't have to work on a ranch.

 

[mylaiva]

Unfortunately, that redneck is gonna charge her 50 dollars

 

[goddess13]

Fortunately, he is not going to charge her $5,000.

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, the "50 dolla make you holla" charge didn't come with a "happy ending".

 

[Aquilah]

Fortunately, there was a backup plan!!

 

[goddess13]

Unfortunately, the blackup plan had many flaws!

 

[Aquilah]

Fortunately, she could do it herself.

 

[mylaiva]

Unfortunately, she doesn't have the required tools.

 

[Little_Lisa]

Fortunately, the required tools can be strapped on.

 

[mylaiva]

Unfortunately, the straps broke.

 

[Little_Lisa]

Fortunately, she was able to accomplish the job before they broke.

 

[Aquilah]

Unfortunately, she still wanted more.

(Yeah, I see where this was headed!)

 

[Little_Lisa]

(LOL A!)

Fortunately, her husband let her use his tool which was a hammer and he even let her have a few extra screws.